G1: Crooks v. Hilgers (Lincoln)(Jackie, Amanda, Jeremy, Kim & Ken)
R1: Name an animal that could suffocate in Dolly Parton's CLEAVAGE:
#1:
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7: Dog/chihuahua (6)(Shirley)
#8:
X- Lizard (Jackie)
Crooks:
Mary: Hamster/gerbil- #2 (15)
Pam: Mouse/rat- #1 (23)
Takeisha: Ferret
Hayward: Cat/kitten- #3 (13)
Shirley: Squirrel- #5 (7)
Mary: Snake- XX
Pam: Watch.
Jackie S: Bird- #4 (10)(T6: Chipmunk/BA: Person/her man)(4)
R2: Name something you'd HATE to be in the middle of doing when your mate kisses you:
#1: Explosive dump/pee (19)(Amanda)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5: Cleaning/dishes (11)(Mary)
#6:
#7:
Hilgers:
Jeremy: Cooking- BA (4)
Kim: Burping- X
Ken: Exercising- XX
Jackie: Eating (tuna)- T2 (16)
Amanda: Napping- XXX
Shirley S: Watching movies/TV- X
T2: Brushing/flossing
T4: Reading
#6: Working (6)
Double (ladies): Name something you have to get used to if you married a pirate:
#1:
#2:
#3: Patch (13)(Pam)
#4:
#5:
#6: Parrot (6)(Jeremy)
Crooks:
Takeisha: Living in ships- #4 (9)
Hayward: Clothing- X
Shirley: Peg leg- #2 (15)
Mary: Conversations- XX
Pam: Walking the plank- XXX
Jackie S #2: Hook (using one hand)- #1 (36)(Leftover BA: Scruffy beard)
TRIPLE: Name something left over from a wedding that a cheap church might use for a funeral:
#1: Flowers (85)(Kim)
#2: Food/cake/wings (7)(Takeisha)
#3:
#4:
Hilgers:
Ken: Table settings- X
Jackie: Candles- #3 (3)
Amanda: Preacher- XX
Jeremy: Program- XXX
Shirley S for SD: Paper plates- SHUTOUT (BA: Scarf/veil)
FM:
1. Something people have a hard time putting on if it's too small.
2. Who knows the real you?
3. Something people do at a bad movie.
4. X_____
5. An animal w/ paws.
Kim:
1. Shirts: 3
2. Spouse/mate: 28
3. Boo/hiss: 20
4. X-ray: 41
5. Dog: 55
T- 147
Jeremy (her wife):
1. Undies: 9 (#1: Pants/jeans)
2. Parents: 12 (#1: Yourself)
3. Talk on phones: 18 (#1: Walk out)
4. Xylophone: 38- W
5. Cat
G2: Johnsons (two-for-two in FM) v. Cains (CHI)(Nichole, Ocie, Kanitha, Marcel & Patricia)
(Notes: Nichole's an attorney & an administrative law judge. Ocie's a brother, Kanitha's a sister, Marcel's a cousin & Patricia's a mom.)
R1: Name a reason a woman REFUSES to give her date a goodnight kiss:
#1: (Reeks) butt breath (64)(Nichole)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
X- Didn't pay (Alice)
Cains:
Ocie: First date/too soon- T3 (6)
Kanitha: He's not cute- X
Marcel: He's too aggressive- XX
Patricia: Bad date/no match- #2 (17)
Nichole: Watch it.
Alice S: He's drunk- BA (3)
T3: Ill/oral gonorrhea
#5: She's mad at him (4)
R2: If your dog understood you, what would it NOT want to hear you talking about?:
#1:
#2: Sex/fave position (25)(Ocie)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
X- Complaining (Austen)
Cains:
Kanitha: Putting it to sleep- X
Marcel: Wiping its rear end- XX
Patricia: Another dog- #4 (4)
Nichole: $$$ problems- XXX
Alice S #2: Vet/snip snip- #1 (38)
#3: Bath time (8)
BAs Not Given: Poop (scooping) & their love of cats (3 a pop)
Double: Name something of yours that's out of style:
#1: Clothes/shoes (50)(Kanitha)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
Cains:
Marcel: Look at it.
Patricia: Car- T4 (4)
Nichole: Furniture- T4 (4)
Ocie: Watch/jewelry- #3 (8)
Kanitha: Dancing- X
Marcel: Language- XX
Patricia: Attitude- XXX
Alice S #3: Phones- BA (3)(Unsaid BA: Purses)
TRIPLE (ladies): The only way to stop your man from whining is to shove what in his mouth?:
#1: Food/coffee (63)(Marcel)
#2:
#3:
#4:
Cains:
Patricia: Your tongue- X
Nichole: Boobs- #3 (13)
Ocie: Beer/booze- #2 (19)
Kanitha: $$$- XX
Marcel: Toad/pet
Alice S for Shutout: Fists- X (BA: Soap)(3)
SD: Something you've told your boss that's a complete lie.
Betts: "I'm sick" (63)
FM:
1. How much $$$ would a slot machine jackpot have to be for you to scream?
2. A food you might get samples of at the grocery store.
3. A state known for getting lots of snow.
4. Something specific you need to clean out.
5. An occupation a mom would love to say her son has.
Alice:
1. $10K: 6
2. Cheese: 26
3. NY: 3
4. Closet: 35
5. Doctor: 53
T- 123
Austen:
1. $100: 7 (#1: $1K)
2. Fruit: X
3. IL: X (#1: MI)
4. Car: 7
5. Lawyer: 17
T- 154
EP. RATINGS:
6PM: 8
6:30 PM: 7
R1: Name an animal that could suffocate in Dolly Parton's CLEAVAGE:
#1:
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7: Dog/chihuahua (6)(Shirley)
#8:
X- Lizard (Jackie)
Crooks:
Mary: Hamster/gerbil- #2 (15)
Pam: Mouse/rat- #1 (23)
Takeisha: Ferret
Hayward: Cat/kitten- #3 (13)
Shirley: Squirrel- #5 (7)
Mary: Snake- XX
Pam: Watch.
Jackie S: Bird- #4 (10)(T6: Chipmunk/BA: Person/her man)(4)
R2: Name something you'd HATE to be in the middle of doing when your mate kisses you:
#1: Explosive dump/pee (19)(Amanda)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5: Cleaning/dishes (11)(Mary)
#6:
#7:
Hilgers:
Jeremy: Cooking- BA (4)
Kim: Burping- X
Ken: Exercising- XX
Jackie: Eating (tuna)- T2 (16)
Amanda: Napping- XXX
Shirley S: Watching movies/TV- X
T2: Brushing/flossing
T4: Reading
#6: Working (6)
Double (ladies): Name something you have to get used to if you married a pirate:
#1:
#2:
#3: Patch (13)(Pam)
#4:
#5:
#6: Parrot (6)(Jeremy)
Crooks:
Takeisha: Living in ships- #4 (9)
Hayward: Clothing- X
Shirley: Peg leg- #2 (15)
Mary: Conversations- XX
Pam: Walking the plank- XXX
Jackie S #2: Hook (using one hand)- #1 (36)(Leftover BA: Scruffy beard)
TRIPLE: Name something left over from a wedding that a cheap church might use for a funeral:
#1: Flowers (85)(Kim)
#2: Food/cake/wings (7)(Takeisha)
#3:
#4:
Hilgers:
Ken: Table settings- X
Jackie: Candles- #3 (3)
Amanda: Preacher- XX
Jeremy: Program- XXX
Shirley S for SD: Paper plates- SHUTOUT (BA: Scarf/veil)
FM:
1. Something people have a hard time putting on if it's too small.
2. Who knows the real you?
3. Something people do at a bad movie.
4. X_____
5. An animal w/ paws.
Kim:
1. Shirts: 3
2. Spouse/mate: 28
3. Boo/hiss: 20
4. X-ray: 41
5. Dog: 55
T- 147
Jeremy (her wife):
1. Undies: 9 (#1: Pants/jeans)
2. Parents: 12 (#1: Yourself)
3. Talk on phones: 18 (#1: Walk out)
4. Xylophone: 38- W
5. Cat
G2: Johnsons (two-for-two in FM) v. Cains (CHI)(Nichole, Ocie, Kanitha, Marcel & Patricia)
(Notes: Nichole's an attorney & an administrative law judge. Ocie's a brother, Kanitha's a sister, Marcel's a cousin & Patricia's a mom.)
R1: Name a reason a woman REFUSES to give her date a goodnight kiss:
#1: (Reeks) butt breath (64)(Nichole)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
X- Didn't pay (Alice)
Cains:
Ocie: First date/too soon- T3 (6)
Kanitha: He's not cute- X
Marcel: He's too aggressive- XX
Patricia: Bad date/no match- #2 (17)
Nichole: Watch it.
Alice S: He's drunk- BA (3)
T3: Ill/oral gonorrhea
#5: She's mad at him (4)
R2: If your dog understood you, what would it NOT want to hear you talking about?:
#1:
#2: Sex/fave position (25)(Ocie)
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
X- Complaining (Austen)
Cains:
Kanitha: Putting it to sleep- X
Marcel: Wiping its rear end- XX
Patricia: Another dog- #4 (4)
Nichole: $$$ problems- XXX
Alice S #2: Vet/snip snip- #1 (38)
#3: Bath time (8)
BAs Not Given: Poop (scooping) & their love of cats (3 a pop)
Double: Name something of yours that's out of style:
#1: Clothes/shoes (50)(Kanitha)
#2:
#3:
#4:
#5:
#6:
#7:
Cains:
Marcel: Look at it.
Patricia: Car- T4 (4)
Nichole: Furniture- T4 (4)
Ocie: Watch/jewelry- #3 (8)
Kanitha: Dancing- X
Marcel: Language- XX
Patricia: Attitude- XXX
Alice S #3: Phones- BA (3)(Unsaid BA: Purses)
TRIPLE (ladies): The only way to stop your man from whining is to shove what in his mouth?:
#1: Food/coffee (63)(Marcel)
#2:
#3:
#4:
Cains:
Patricia: Your tongue- X
Nichole: Boobs- #3 (13)
Ocie: Beer/booze- #2 (19)
Kanitha: $$$- XX
Marcel: Toad/pet
Alice S for Shutout: Fists- X (BA: Soap)(3)
SD: Something you've told your boss that's a complete lie.
Betts: "I'm sick" (63)
FM:
1. How much $$$ would a slot machine jackpot have to be for you to scream?
2. A food you might get samples of at the grocery store.
3. A state known for getting lots of snow.
4. Something specific you need to clean out.
5. An occupation a mom would love to say her son has.
Alice:
1. $10K: 6
2. Cheese: 26
3. NY: 3
4. Closet: 35
5. Doctor: 53
T- 123
Austen:
1. $100: 7 (#1: $1K)
2. Fruit: X
3. IL: X (#1: MI)
4. Car: 7
5. Lawyer: 17
T- 154
EP. RATINGS:
6PM: 8
6:30 PM: 7